I was asked to join the team doing employee check-ins and we quickly found that that was a really incredible experience to offer our employees. I like to say that I grew up at The Motley Fool. Then during my time at The Motley Fool, I stumbled into the people field. How are you today?Ĭassy: Why don't you start by telling us a little bit about yourself.Įrin: I grew up in Nebraska and I started my career in sales. Maybe he’s bowling. Cassy Aite: Welcome to the show, Erin. All right… I’m deep below the ocean’s surface in a submarine. Tap into your common mind and tell us what he would do next. Okay, let’s just go up somewhere high and see if we could spot him on the street below.ĭwight: That is the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard. Holly: Will you stop! There has been a few coincidences, that’s all.ĭwight: All right then. What is Michael seeing right now? Can you tell him that we miss him? Michael we’re coming for you! Michael: Well, I think I can get through the door.ĭwight: Do you see a little clown that you want to follow, huh? Is there a little bird that’s chirping to you, “this way, this way”?ĭwight: Okay, close your eyes, we need you to think. Waiter: You were trying to steal food from us? Michael: Well the number three is not such a giant feast. Michael: Well I can, but I will have to come back later tonight and pay you. I don’t have my wallet and I was gonna try to dine and dash and that was stupid and I realize I can’t do that to you fine people. You know what? I think I left my wallet in my car. That crazy family is hilarious to her for one reason: me.Īndy: Oh it is on like Genghis Khan wearing Sean Jean in Buton. Not once I have used the real captions to Family Circus. Pam: You guys, if I knew you wanted to do a caption contest, I would have drawn something more challenging.ĭarryl: I’ve been reading the comics to my daughter since she was three years old. Oscar: “I’m suppose to be wearing red gloves but my color cartridge portal, got jammed again.” Pam: But, ah, I suppose the second one is the better written line. Pam: Well the first one has a surprise factor. Who wrote captions under my doodle? I’m not even kidding. Jim: You know what, just think about it, you’ll be fine. Jim: Two! You have a better chance, if you think Bob Vance.
One! When you are getting colder, you’re really getting warmer. Jim: Well, those things that you consider doodles, I consider art. Jim: That’s it? That’s all I get? Even after all the hard work I put into celebrating your talent today? Jim: He’s going to be a lot of fun to drive around in a car with. Michael: I have my own opinion and my opinion is to disagree with you. Holly: No, you can have your own opinion. Holly: Michael, I can’t keep getting into a situation where I date whoever I’m working with. Michael: Why does the sun rise in the morning? Why do magnets stick together? Because everybody says so. Holly: Why is it such a certainty that we are supposed to be together? I mean, we know we are going to start dating. Holly: Don’t you have a sales call to go on? Ryan: Ok fine, you know what, this actually isn’t amicable at all and we actually do need people to take sides. Ryan: No Oscar, Not, not until everyone can! Oscar: You know what Ryan, I talked to the other gay guys, and we’re ok with it. Ryan: No, with the messed up laws in this country, I don’t want to be married until everyone can be married. Kelly: God baby, you know, people’s reactions to this… maybe we made a mistake. Ryan: We are getting divorced, Andy! This is such a raw time. Kelly: Ummm, like a week ago, we got really wasted and it just felt right. Ryan and Kelly: I don’t think I should be married to you anymore. Kelly: And in the morning we walked by a chapel and we stopped, suddenly, and Ryan said… Kelly: We were having a beautiful weekend in the Poconos. Kelly: The last thing that we want is any kind of drama.
Ryan: Just so you know, it’s totally amicable. Kelly: Over the weekend, Ryan Bailey Howard and I got divorced. Kelly: Everybody, can I please have your attention? Ryan and I have a huge announcement.